Here’s some of what you’ll be getting into, if you nab a spot:

THE COOL PART

• It’s all free, first of all.
• A ride out to the location on “luxurious” tour buses – and a designated-driver ride back
• The finest complimentary Pabst Blue Ribbon money can’t buy
• All-you-can-scarf Hallava falafel
• DIY campfire hot dogs (and vegan dogs), all the trimmings
• S’mores
• Blow-up dolls (not those kind)
• Cornhole!
• JanSport pack giveaway, stuffed with useful outdoorsy treats
• A limited-edition 8-color screenprint of the Bonfire Sessions poster
• And yeah, the special, never-before-performed, going-to-kick-your-ass two-part set with the Cave Singers
• Many more rad things.

THE RULES PART

• Must be 21+
• Thanks for not smoking at the event. It’s dry season, so we have to be extra careful – we’re going for bonfire, not forest fire.
• Please, be nice to the local businesses near the bus stop.
• We’ll be taking pictures, so if you can, no logos on your clothes.
• No outside beverages. C’mon, we’re giving them to you for free.
• If you appear intoxicated while boarding the bus on the way to the party, you will bedenied. By large, intimidating gentlemen.
• You MUST take the bus home. No alternate transportation arrangements can or will be made. And buses won’t leave without every single concert-goer on board.
• No outside vehicles allowed in the secret location.
• No firearms. These woods aren’t that scary, promise.